Sunday, April 8, 2007

Messages

How diverse are the kinds of messages we send each other! What fascinating information they contain! And how heartwarming it is to read and re-read them! Once upon a time, I would never have less than seventy of these in my inbox... and then, I deleted them all. I never saved those arbit forwards anyway, so you can imagine how many Real messages I managed to hoard, especially if on an average, I'd have to delete about seven or eight messages a day, because, after all, the phone hasn't got unlimited memory!

Then came a day, when I couldn't take it anymore. I deleted all but a few.. and I mean really few.. three or four.. These were messages which for some or the other reason, I just could not bring myself to delete (ah, my soft, soft heart!).

For the rest of the un-deletables, I just created a new folder!! Hehehehe... so smart, I can be! [But anyhow, that folder is special and out of discussion. ]

Gradually, my Inbox started collecting new messages, though I always managed to keep it to between fifteen and twenty at any given time. This strict resolve to have no more than that number actually made me realize what is important to me at a time, and how that changes, and becomes redundant, sometimes over the short span of a day or two.

This morning I was emptying my inbox(having been too tired to do so last night), when I came across some of those I'd still saved, and decided that they were rather precious, and should be shared!

Sim - I AM D GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE... TREAT SKT LIKE A QUEEN ELSE U R DOOMED 4 LIFE! BOOOOO... and btw, merry christmas! :P

Sim - Sim:i think i've a v cute nose
antk:yes dear, so you do!
(ok, this one i actually didn't get for a long, long time!)

Sim - THANKS! Btw u still mad at me? pl don't be, pl pl pretty pl! i won't say dat gaali ever again! pukka!

Pari - 1.Hw u feeling? 2.Talk n make up hapnd. 3. S follg our footsteps, ignoring smriti sharma as we ignord khatri. 4. They r follg each othr, aftr all! 5. Huggy.

Sangee - You are like a cup of tea: warm, fragrant and soothing!

You know, there were so many more, specially the ones from Suk... the easter messages, for instance were wonderful... However, I shall end this post with one I sent Mindy(aka mini didi)

Me - O Mindy! O Mindy!
Kya lagati ho tum bindi?
Khati ho tum bhindi?
Aur jaati ho rawalpindi?!?
Wah, Wah!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

ankety panks...u deserve a spank, if nothing else! that was a riot! n u actually wrote something as ridiculous to Mindy? treading on Suk's footsteps, are you? :P
while on Suk, you could spice up your post with some of his poetry,
eg:
Tata bye bye Peri's car,
Now i wonder where u are,
Long down that road so dry,
O Peri, plz dont cry!

The New Age Superhero said...

hehe.. mera kaunsa SMS be? i'll type a detailed comment later.. ok back 2 studies

simba ka weird messgs mast rehta hai :P

Anonymous said...

hehehehehehe....oh my god! yeah it is a riot!(though right now i will not use that word due to reasons like exams where i keep coming across this word and it gives me the creeps to use it in normal day-to-day life!)
oh and na i just thought of a song that i wanted to sing for prerna regarding our habits of writing long comments but i won't cause it is very corny and na mujhe sharam aati hai!
so...messages...well antk comes up with weird ones too
for example "if you discover that you don't truly love me then you can tell me..don't worry about how i'll take it..sniff sniff..i will be happy for you"


and then there is prerna who sends me messages from the middle of her class to inform me the progress of their lecture, and mostly it is quoting the prfessor but it is funny! "1 aur 1 11 hota hai, hum 11 par chalte hai, agar keval ek par chale toh bahut taklif hotti hai!" this i got in the middle of furious taking down notes mode and for the next 15 mins i was so amused and busy forwarding it as a joke to the rest that i missed out on quite a lot of notes!

there was another one though i forget the exact origins which went something like this ," main vampir hoon, tum mujhe khoon do main tumhe maar dongi...happy independence day...hahahahaa...."
(for those who didnt get the last one go read your history books carefully!), which ilicited replies like 'paapi vampire' and 'tum crackpot ho aur crackpot rahogi' much to the amusement of the creator of that sms!

and there is this class mate of mine who could be sittign anywhere, like in front or behind or even next to me, and messages me!! i tell her she can just pass me notes but she finds that a scary prospect while typing while on the fron row doesnt seem to bother her at all!

oh lookie lookie, i talk so much! and i just blogged commented!
:D

i lou gettings sms'es!hint hint....

Anonymous said...

oh and antk tell us mindy's reply also! ;P

Anonymous said...

n then i realised i had much more to say on this!
the ghost of christmas message was forwarded to father (with name duly changed, of course) :D, hoping for results, but alas! parents will always be parents!:(
Skaty: ur nose is cute, apart from a cute something else ;)
ankety panks: dont u think parts of my sms are rather incriminating n should have been kept private?
Sangy! oh! i do agree with u! with all my heart!
anketika! plz add some of suk's too! they are quite entertaining!
skates! wat song is it? bataa na! mereko sharam nahin aati :D
anks does write funny messages, like when i got a particular msg hours after it should have reached me, n she was reprimanded for the same, i get one saying, 'Shtoopid! I messaged you early in the morning! It only delivered it now...tere network ka muh kaala!'
n of course, the huggies are the cutest!
and then there is skaty!!!!! the less said, the better...n to spill the beans on her, guess whoo the vampire was!:P
and then there is this certain somebody who writes absolutely the cutest and most adorable messages in the wee hours of the morning (read after 3 am to about 6.30 am)...of course, about them, the less said, the better!:D
and of course, my jaan, i come back to u yet again...ur 'general check up messages' are well....
anky, simma, love...huggy!

Anonymous said...

anke'tika'! heheehehehe...i will top you off with loadsa onions and chutney and wrap you in a roomali and eat you up!
heheheehehe....prerna and ankeeta!!!! hey keep messaging!

The New Age Superhero said...

ok my inbox is alwyz full.. as in i jst keep space for 3 messgs.. its nice u kno 2 go back 2 the stupid moments n hava laugh sometime later... normally the very 1st smses sent by anyone 2 me alwyz prevail unless tht person quits my life.. thn be them as stupid as "ok.. i know its stupid but i've never talked 2 u.. but can i still call u?" or smthng on the lines of "i've worn red shoes!" or "wake me up at 7.30 tomorrow" or "subah subah pakaana in full force! i'll beat the crap out of you!".. hehe its fun 2 read them n relive those moments as u recall the times whn u had irritated someone and u feel happy about it :P

hehe.. ok i do sms a lotttt! tht leaves ppl wid ltd cell balances a prob as 2 whether or not 2 reply 2 them.. only experienced friends know tht even if thy dont reply 2 the messgs.. i wud still be messgin them.. i like 2 wake up ppl in the middle of the night.. well not really.. in the early mornings really.. its damn fun! un4tunately ppl cant wake me up cz i put my cell on silent whn i sleep (unless am expecting someone 2 call of cors).. so yea.. as the disturber quotes: i can disturb u but u cant disturb me.. disturber shall never be disturbed! :P
but the sms chats are really amazing.. they normally are about kickin each others ass over sms and ntn beats them.. jst once or twice hav there been senti chats over smses.. otherwise its alwyz been kick ass shit n its fun

creative smses are alwyz fun.. i love 2 break the monotony.. dunno if successful or not in makin ppl smile.. but well.. i do try 2 send weird kinda smses.. u r bound 2 receive smthng weird if u r my friend.. and u better smile at it tht wud make me feel better.. a total selfless request :P.. its amazing whn ppl reciprocate by replyin 2 the weird shit as it jst feels good tht ppl enjoyed them.. bt alas not everyone does tht.. but wat the hell.. the optimist me jst imagines tht the person is laughin at it or bugged at it (depending upon wat kinda messg i've sent) and i send another sms on the same lines hoping for a response.. if the person still chooses 2 stay stubborn n not reply.. expect a sms in an hr or so and the person normally does reply then! god am predictable! u r not :S.. :P

ok.. there anky.. nice long comment! i'll irritate u in a while! :P

thank u for all the wonderful moments.. thanks to sangy, peri and sim equally.. u guys are lotta fun! i shalt irritate u forever.. whether u like it or not! so there... bear me :P

The New Age Superhero said...

@ peri: thank u 4 the poetry.. isnt tht wonderful? i'm sure u loved it! :P

also.. whoever smses u at 3 am yaa? bol na bol na.. sms ka bhi example de na.. kya likhaa hota hai usmein? :P

ninkita said...

oooooh!!! sooooo many comments!! hehehehehe!! i knew it! thats all everyone does all day long!! haha!

@pari.. yes, suk's poetry is beyond compare..
@suk.. bhool gaya? something about it being easter so you must eat lots of eggs to 'keep up the name' or something :P
@sim.. hehehehe.. tum toh ab bas blog khol hi daalo!!

haan, you and i send strange messages, that is a nationally accepted fact now!
and yeah.. recently me and rray were sitting in french rev class in diff corners of teh room adn messaging things like.. so sleepy, so boring, etcetc..
@sim again.. tereko pata hai.. meri behen kuchh kam nahi!! she also sent me a song!!hehehahahaha!!
@pari.. haan, how can we Not have much to say on this topic?? lol!! and NO, nothing must be kept secret from our readers.. specially since we know most of them adn they already know, etc..
@sk-cannibal-t... i always knew that is why you were nice to me :P petoo!!!!!!!
@suk again(extended version)...yeah, i know.. that is precisely the state of my inbox earlier! then i had a mood change and deleted it all! and you know one senti msg of yours that i had for a loong time? sniff sniff.. the one where you remembered the first days we met.. and tere 'gyaan' waale messages are classics anyhow!
and i've come to the conclusion that bugging in our case is not a one way thing :P you disturb, we shall disturb rt back!! it should be our new motto!
and na, tere angsty middle-of-night messages are probably more interesting! :P

heh? ok said...

hehehehehehehhehe......i delete every message from my inbox everyday, except the one that rray sent me surreptitiously one day when she was stuck at a meeting that she wanted to get out of. she basically wanted me to call her so she could leave. i didn't see the message and i didn't call, but i doubt if i'd have called even if i'd seen it. the message said "ball".

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