What be up, what be down

Highlights of the day, so far...

• Bullie giving me her muffler in the morning
• Toblerone
• The file with no number that hasn't been traced yet
• A huge mango tree that fell outside SW's house, trapping her inside on her birthday, the day she'd taken leave from work, intending to hit the town and whatnot!
• The battery of this phone which now pretends to have hardly any charge
• Sandwiches

So I now work in a sarkari daftar, where there are way more computers than I had anticipated. However, they don't believe in using a UPS. And the files aren't half as dusty as I'd thought they would be. So that's another dashed hope!